Jay's Guide to doing stuff!

Hey friends, does life confuse you? Is getting a girlfriend almost impossible? Does beating your children seem like a chore? Well now its all cleared up with my comprehensive guide to doing stuff and being epic at life!

Today\'s lession is:


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tl;dr

TL:DR version: RUN BITCH RUN!!! HIDE BITCH HIDE!

Win tl:dr version.

It doesn't say how to it just SHOWS THEM AND I WONDER HOW THE FUCK TO DO THAT.

Yeah for srs looks useful.

Hm. . .

That image needs more How-To's.

Know your captains kids!

Lesson of the day! Know your piggies. If your Jewish, fuck you for not liking bacon!

Wonder of the world: Give a pig an apple, it gives you BACON.

Applewood bacon is good.