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Or, at least not recently discorved.
omegle.com
Just a fun way to fuck with strangers, or have inviting conversations. Or, vice versa.
Just today, I had a good conversation which was fun.
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Lol, trying to get me e-sexual active!
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I make bitches pay for e-sex they don't even get!
I can't help it, guidos are italian.
What? Did I say something?
OH MY GOD, LEARN TO CAPS LOCK!
Or, at least not recently discorved.
omegle.com
Just a fun way to fuck with strangers, or have inviting conversations. Or, vice versa.
Just today, I had a good conversation which was fun.
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna talk about sex?
Stranger: \
You: Sure.
Stranger: m? f?
You: Male, but I have had a lot of sexual experiences.
Stranger: tell me more
You: Sex is exhillerating, to say the least. Although, I'm not that interested in it at all. It's a good way to waste time.
You: It's pretty much the equivalent to buying a memorfoam mattress.
You: And laying on it for three days, but just more tense and humid.
Stranger: so you suck cock?
You: No.
Stranger: pussy?
You: Yessir.
Stranger: how manu have u licked
You: I lost count. hm. 12 or so. Like I said, not that interested in sex.
You: Have you any experience in sex?
Stranger: hmm cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edit;
Lol, trying to get me e-sexual active!
Read the entire thing
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i want to play a game
You: What game is that?
You: Hm?
Stranger: u have 3 doors in front of u, one leading to ur death, another leading to another ur freedom, and the other, leading to me
u r allowed one Q, which i can only answer yes or no. choose carefully, door 1, door 2, or door 3.
You: What does door number 2 intail?
You: Like, what are the costs of freedom?
Stranger: yes or no remember
You: Fine.
Stranger: btw im a girl
You: If I have freedom, do I gain freedom of creativity and am allowed the control of said freedom?
Stranger: yes
You: Neat.
You: Door 2
Stranger: u have choosen....
Stranger: me!
You: fffff
You: I said door 2!
You: Door 2, I wanted the door.
You: Did you see the mahogony that was made out of?
You: Dayum, that's some good fine wood.
You: Man, if Hank Hill was here from King of the Hill?
You: He would have cried his tears of admiration.
You: And called me, "Son."
You: Would have been boss.
You: But you're fine too I guess.
Stranger: ...
You: What does having you include?
Stranger: well, anything u wish sweetheart
You: Hm.
You: Make me Door 2.
Stranger: .....what?
You: You heard me. Fetch me mahogany, and build Door 2.
You: I'd like that door as my roomdoor.
You: Would be nice.
Stranger: ...um i was hoping u would want ME. as in my BODY... get it?
You: That's all fine and dandy. But I have no clue as to what you look like. But for door 2?
You: That's a damn fine door.
You: /whistles
You: Damn fine.
Stranger: .....fine! *makes a good door out of mahogany, but as i do it, i sweat and start striping....*
You: /grabs his beer, sits in his LaZBoy reclining chair and watchs ESPN.
You: C'mon. . . Tiger Woods is my favorite basketball player.
Stranger: ..... -.- *walks over to u, behind ur chair and starts rubbing ur shoulders* hun, tiger is a golf player
You: *gets tense and stands up* Don't say that! Tiger Woods is an excellent basketball player. He preforms Birdies and can do an excellent second par! Now, I'm going to watch him do a dunk. Is my door done!?
Stranger: ..... *yells* yes! heres ur stinking door! *throws it at u* go fuck that scince ur more interested in that then me!
You: /whistles.
You: Damn fine door you made here. /walks over to his room and sets it up in place of the doorframe.
You: Now I feel like a man every time I walk in and out of here.
You: Thank you. I'm not interested in having intercourse with a door though.
You: I'm gonna go fetch another beer, and watch some NASCAR.
Stranger: ggrraagh!!!\
You: Don't yell, it's bad for my hearing of the NASCAR.
Stranger: .......! *goes over and turns off tv. and stuff remote down my breast* how do u like that!
You: /picks up second remote, turns TV back on.
Stranger: *tuens it off and stuff it up my pussy*
Stranger: wanna get it?!
Stranger: comon!
You: /shoves hand down her breasts, grabs the first remote and turns TV on.
Stranger: dont u like that???
You: C'mon Dale Earnhardt Jr!
You: Hm?
Stranger: grrrrrr
You: Sure, but I like NASCAR.
You: It's conflicting.
You: NASCAR sometimes has a explosion or risky drift.
You: Sex has the envitable pregnancy.
You: I'd prefer explosion.
You: thank
You: you very much!
Stranger: ..... ahhh, u want explosions, ill give u explosions!!!
Stranger: *gets on ur lap and start undoing ur pants,*
You: *tries to shove her off, managing to get the fly back up*
Stranger: r u gay
Stranger: ???
You: No.
You: Just not interested in cybering.
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ur gay
You: lol nou
You: u mad, lol?
Stranger: oh nooo! of course not! a guy rather be watching the tv then have it off with me, of course im NOT MAD!!!
Stranger: >
Stranger: :
Stranger: (
You: Well jeeze. I'm sorry, I know that you have needs and wants and that I can satisf- HOLY SHIT! DID DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR JUST WIN? YEAH! I'M UP 125 BUCKS!
You: /jumps around and dances
Stranger: --.--
Stranger: *grabs coat and walks out the door*
Stranger: *SLAMS!!*
You: Hey, those were zircon specially handcrafted doorknobs!
You: I special ordered those!
Stranger: *OPENS THEN SLAMS, OPENS THEN SLAMS, AGAIN AND AGAIN*
You: C'mon, those are golden hinges!
Stranger: *opens, slams, open, slams, opens, slams*!!!
You: COME ONNNNN I HAD TO PAY SO MUCH FOR THOSE
Stranger: MAYBE I SHOULD CHARGE U SOO U MIGHT TAKE THAT MUCH ITNERST IN ME!!
You: MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: in that case 100$ for the night!
You: ehhhh
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: ....
You: I don't know. . .
Stranger: oh comon ill barter
Stranger: 80$
You: eehhhhh.
Stranger: 70$?
You: eeeeeeh.
You: Higher.
Stranger: 50$ the lowest ill go
Stranger: higher?
Stranger: okay... 110$
You: Have to pay me.
Stranger: wat?? no way! im for sell her
Stranger: e
You: Yeah, but you're gonna have to pay me.
Stranger: fine! 10$
You: Higher.
Stranger: 20
You: A little higher. . .
Stranger: 30?
You: More.
Stranger: 50 im not going any higher then that
You: Ehhhh. . .
Stranger: oh wat now!
You: Eh.
You: Fine.
Stranger: finally!!
Stranger: *walks to the table, takes everything off, and strips bare naked infront of u*
Stranger: *thin, 170 cm tall, c cup breast and brunette*
You: Hm.
You: /puts on wizard hat and robes. . .
Stranger: wat ( me or u)??!?!
You: /dances. . .
You: Never gonna give you up. . .
You: Never gonna let you down. . .
You: Never gonna run around - and desert you!
You: Never gonna say goodbye.
You: Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you!
Stranger: *rest chin on hands and waits* -.-
You: Waits for what?
You: That's all you paid for.
You: Me in a suit, singing only one verse from Rick Astley's hit single ; Never gonna give you up.
Stranger: u know wat, fuck this, if u cant fuck me, then im fucking off!
Stranger: *gets changed and slams door behind me*
You: Good luck with that.
Stranger: good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I make bitches pay for e-sex they don't even get!
I can't help it, guidos are italian.
- Spoiler:
- Stranger: how are you
Stranger: ?
You: I am fine.
You: You?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: where are you from
You: I'm in America.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: italy
You: Ah.
Stranger: name
You: I'm repressing a joke about guidos.
You: Trevor.
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What? Did I say something?
- Spoiler:
- Stranger: 73 Ben Laden Afganistan Allah Akbar!!!!
You: Awesome.
You: I'm 93 Osama Laden Afganistahn.
You: Death to the infidels too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OH MY GOD, LEARN TO CAPS LOCK!
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: Hey.
Stranger: WHATS UP
You: Not much.
Stranger: COOL
You: You?
Stranger: NOTHING TOO
You: Nice.
Stranger: I LIKE CAPZ
You: Obviously
You: They see me cruisin'. . .
You: My caps loc. ..
You: Patrollin' tryin to catch me writin' dirty. . .
You: Look at me i'm writin' dirty!
Stranger: ridin*
Stranger: learn the damn song
You: I did.
You: Caps Lock Cruising.
You: THAT'S HOW IT IS.
You: LEARN TO FUCKING CAPS LOCK
You: DAMMIT
Stranger: shut up u dum hoe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
