Dukes Topic of Dreams

What is your wildest dream? What would you say if I could grant them? Well in reality I can not, but on here I can say "Granted" and on the internets it will be granted.

Hm.


Although it's hard to remember dreams, the one that stands out the most from my conclave of dreams'n'nightmares.

I visioned myself walking on a thin strip of cobblestone, unaware that there was nothing but the dark surronding said walkway. It got thinner and thinner, until it spread out into a landscape of ice and snow falling from it's pearch. A pale and thin figure, short in stature (figured to be a child) was lingering on a single spot of ice, whilst having a umbrella cover its face. I called out, and there was no response. Although, I saw the water beneath the ice turn darker and darker. This - drawing my attention, allowed a single bullet to fly through my body, ripping and thrasing violently through my internal organs. I dropped to my knees and looked up at the figure, which was gone except for a black, pitch black raven. Darker than the vast depths of space, glided to and fro from my spot on the ground.

Pain, overcoming my senses and rationalizing functions, I simply inch my way towards the raven, hoping for relief of the weight that Atlas endures. Then, said raven lands on my head as I heave my final breath. Suddenly, the ice beneath me shatters in dust and the void consumes me.

That's my regular dream.
kthx, I woke up. Passing out does weird stuff.

What you mean is probably the 'What do you wish to aspire to?'.

Bear.

Wish granted. Your wish is now reality. Suck it! (jk)

My biology teacher tried to murder me in a dream of mine a few weeks back.
He was carrying around a 10 foot sword in a convenience store somewhere in BFE that I stumbled into while at a friends house... was so fucked up, there was a damn campfire in the middle of the store and half my bio class was like Tim come over here! So I did, then he turned the corner and was like I'M COMIN FOR YOU TIM! and chased me around, then he chopped my arm off and was about to kill meh, then I woke up.

SUCKS FOR YOU, MR. COX, I WIN THIS ONE!.

He's 26 and has a faux hawk btw.

Something like Clyde from Army of Two?

Nah, it's more like..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/S3qZI-w_BKI/AAAAAAAAaE4/XBgT_h2qHBM/s400/New+Faux+Hawk+Haircut,+get++a+Faux+Hawk+2010.jpg,

This actually looks a lot like him.

WISH GRANTED!

My only wish would be to become a "Creator" and build, erase, and control my own imaginary world. Every aspect would be mine. Damn, that'd be fucking epic to create the roleplays I've done and then experience them for real.

Wish ... GRANTED NIGGA!!!

I've always wanted to be part of Monkey D Luffy's pirate crew.
I also wish I was a real boy.
True story.

I'm going to take part in this nonchalant thread and take the load off of Duke's arrogant shoulders.

Granted, you're a Pinnochio spin off whom ate that, although common now in the shounen One Piece, supposed rare fruit thing, and am now a real boy. Only, that it lasts so long as you're not on water. Thus, every time you're out at seas with your 'crew', you're automatically turned into a hunk of wood.


I'm just going to throw a cynical and psychotic spin on these things.

... So, by your logic... Orangutang + Devil Fruit = Real Boy + Going out to sea in a boat = I turn into a hunk of wood? ... Eh... maybe you should leave it to duke.

Well no. By my logic, You asked to be a real boy, and Monkey D. Luffy is not a orangutang. By practicality, I'm correct. There can't be god-like abilities with no holes, or there would be no normal people, now would there? Duke's just granting wishes, I'm giving the more realistic approach by adding the loopholes.

Alright, now you're just confusing me. When did I say I was Monkey D. Luffy, and why is being a real boy a godlike power?

I'm speaking about those Lemon Fruit things, and you asked to be on Monkey D. Luffy's crew.

Now,

I wish to be omnipotent.

Granted, but you're put into a coma from being all powerful.

That's not very creative. . . 3;

Niether was being all-powerful.

I dream that someday I'll be the one standing over your cold dead body with the gun that killed you in my hand, Duke.

And I'll be smiling.

I HAVE THAT DREAM TOO!

Granted for both of you, but then you suddenly become arroused about being over a cold dead body, so you both engage in a three way act of necrophilia.